feeling floopy.

this is what happens when i go to the city... i have two more quote lists that need to go up, so here they are, ladies!

Thursday, May 25
Eva: I don't like that woman's ponytail. It reminds me of my poodle.

Emily: Rearended by a Bus!!!!!!

Eva: *woman is leaning over front seat of car to unlock back door* Yeah, that woman wants it up the butt.

Emily: You can get a lot in the city for $20. And by "a lot" I mean A Blow Job.

Emily: That outfit's a bit odd, but it works.
Eva: She can get away with it 'cause she's Asian.

Emily: I just yelled 'I can't move my legs' in front of a girl in a wheelchair!


Thursday, June 1
Laurel: Too bad food doesn't go to your boobs.
Eva: It does for Emily. You don't need anymore!
Emily: Yeah, me and Dolly Parton.
Laurel: Yeah, me and the 4 year old I babysit for.

Eva: I feel like a beached whale. I mean, I ate all this food, and HE's got my credit card!

Laurel: That ATM's name is Genie.
Emily: Hi, I'm Genie, I'll be your ATM for the day.
Laurel: Tomorrow I'll be Pam!

Emily: If you have to go, just go. Tie your jacket around your waist.
Laurel: Emily, I am NOT a wild animal.

Laurel: *on the train* Seriously. Why are we stopped?
Emily: We're at a stop...

Emily: I really should know this, shouldn't I? I am a poli-sci minor.
Laurel: Yeah, you're a bad person.
Emily: I usually don't get called that for not knowing the constitution. It's usually for other things...
Laurel: Yeah, blame your boobs.
Emily: Thanks, Laurel.
Laurel: Thank them.

Laurel: ...I emailed her around spring break and she never emailed me back, so I think I'll go over and pay them a visit later.
Emily: What about the vegans with the China baby?




I've been spending a lot of time in the city and I love it. I feel like I belong there, and it makes me feel good. I think I'm getting a job at a potato chip factory. I don't know how I feel about that. But it's close to home and good pay, and they're willing to hire me for just the summer, so I think I'm going to have to take it. Oh well. It's a job.