turk the farmer

FLYNNER TOLD EVA WE'RE GETTING A STARBUCKS ON CAMPUS NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the happiest day of my life. ryan flynn is my favorite person at this moment.

so anyway, our rooms is some kind of magnet for strange activity. people stop and look in the door, drunk men stop by looking for the stairs then tell me the ra dropped the ball, and random boys stop by looking for laundry money.

but the one that takes the cake has to do with the RA. at about 10 pm last night katie and i had just finished watching a rent bootleg. the tv was on, but we weren't paying attention, just sitting around compairing accents. then all of a sudden a shadow filled the doorway. it was turk. wearing fake redneck teeth. he smiled, looked at us and said, "how y'all doin t'night, y'all doin guuuuud?"
katie and i couldn't breathe. it was amazing. i'm so happy i witnessed it.

the end.