obscure movie trivia time!!!

here's how it works. i pull out random quotes from my favorite movies of all time, and you try and guess what movies they're from, and post your answers in a comment. they may be big movies, they may be little ones that no one else ever saw. either way, after doing this you should go rent and watch all of them. you ready?

1. Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse.

2. This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid.

3. Don't give me this bullshit about Murphy's Law. If I run into Murphy, I'm gonna kick him right in the balls.

4. Captain Kangaroo, like Jesus Christ, was someone you could really believe in. With those guys it wasn't about the bells and whistles and the ricketuh racketuh, it was all about the work. Especially Jesus.

5. So then call him instead of Vikram. Now please go inside before these aunties come out and start dancing on our heads.

6. The male was biologically designed to spread his seed, Matt. You're gonna piss off the seeds man? It goes against science. You wanna be the guy who goes against science?

7. It's Eric's friend Mom, the one he's been trying to tell us about. They caught him in the vacuum cleaner.

8. Piss off, asshole! Oh, and another thing? No more muffins for you! The muffin shop is closed!

9. Heh, me lead you? Lady look at me, I don't even know where the hell I am half the time!

10. So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.

11. I am writing here the name of a girl in the class who makes me sick. If things get hot, she'll take the heat.

12. You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

13. This is my euphemism, Stefan.

14. Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick.

15. And there I was killing them softly with my song. Or rather being killed. And not so softly either.

16. Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!

17. I am Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney. And don't stick your tongue out at me, kid.

18. I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns onstage. They look back at their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished, how close they came to realizing their dreams. The winner is the one who doesn't blow his brains out. He gets a refrigerator.

19. Mabel, also without a "k." God, we have so much in common.

20. Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of That's Mine, This Is Yours.

21. A second flood, a simple famine, plagues of locusts everywhere, or a cataclysmic earthquake, I'd accept with some despair. But no, You sent us Congress! Good God, Sir, was that fair?

22. By the grace of God or I don't know what honey you have managed to Forrest Gump your way through this. If we run now, we're going to be running the rest of our lives.

23. Well, Jack. Now you know. This is a house of ill fame. And I'm a fallen flower. This life is not only wicked and sinful. It isn't even any fun.

24. It is not what things are; it is what they seem to be. Is that not so, Madam?

25. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

26. Maybe I didn't really know you. Maybe you were just a mirage. Maybe the world is full of food and sex and spectacle and we're all just hurling towards an apocalypse, in which case it's not your fault. I've been thinking about all these things and... you're probably standing there monitoring. And one more thing - about the letter. Nuke it. Flame it. Destroy it. - It hurts me to know it's out there. Later.

27. I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum-Tum because he'll eat anything.

28. I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff.

29. Elliot? You're gonna name the kid Elliot? No, you can't name the kid Elliot. Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste. You're not gonna name the kid Elliot. You gotta give him a real name. Give him a name. Like Nick. Yeah, Nick. Nick's the kinda guy you can trust. Nick's your buddy. Nick's the kinda guy you drink beers with. The kinda guy that doesn't care if you puke in his car. Nick.

30. Don't know. Sorta feels good. Sorta stiff and that, but once I get going... then I like, forget everything. And... sorta disappear. Sorta disappear. Like I feel a change in my whole body. And I've got this fire in my body. I'm just there. Flyin' ike a bird. Like electricity. Yeah, like electricity.


good luck!!!! the person who gets the most right wins an AMAZING prize.