And there I was killing them softly with my song. Or rather being killed. And not so softly either.

Monday, January 23, 2006

shameless... just shameless.

betsy and my obssesion with colby ristow has reached a fever pitch, as evident by the following.

1. we found out he lives in the winona area, and are now looking into ways of finding his house.
2. betsy switched into my latin american history class
3. she was "glowing" when she came out of his office
4. we have checked the minnesota, michigan, and illinois registered sex offender sites for his name, just to make sure.
5. we know why wee need to check all three of those states
6. we know what his dissertation proposal was when he went for his PhD
7. we know when and where he went for his PhD
8. we know the ethnic origin of his last name
9. we know his middle name
10. his office hours are burned into our brains
11. we have favorite outfits
12. he keeps his shoes in a neat little line in his office, and that's hot
13. sombreros turn me on now
14. spanish is now the sexiest language on the planet
15. salt and pepper hair is gasm-worthy
16. stalking hi to mugby is not out of the question
17. we plan our outfits around t/th classes
18. spending hours in minne just for a split second view of him bending over at the water fountain is totally worth it
19. we have determined what kind of underpants he wears
20. and finally, we have 19 things in a list that make us qualify as stalkers.

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