WARNING: politicspoliticspolitics.

politics have taken over my life, officially. i provide the following list of my aprils events as evidence:

april 6: college dems meeting, anounce nomination for VP among much controversy. 9pm, political bowling night. total domination.

april 7: student senate election results announced.

april 8: winona county DFL convention to forward resolutions to state convention, elect delegates, present information about gubernatorial, congressional, senatorial candidates.

april 10: college democrat/college rupublican/college libertarian debate.

april 20: club fair, two hours at a booth with a donkey named libby. college dems meeting, final nominations for exec board, voting. EEK!

april 27: final college dems meeting/crashing of SASW picnic. or just a pizza party where i exhert my (finger's crossed) newly aquired power, go slightly insane with dick cheney mentallity, tell kendric he better do what i say or i'll come after him with birdshot.


is it bad that i'm excited? or that i had a really good time at what was probably the most tedious and crotchety DFL convention in party history? i sure hope not because claire jarvis and the parliamentarian arguing over motion procedure, resolution validity/relevancy, gender balance, and points of order was really making me laugh. simply because claire looks like this old man ventrilaquist dummy i once saw. that, and he had something to say about EVERYTHING. oh claire. you crazy crazy liberal. and hans is just hilarious. i love my new DFL grandpas. for some reason, though, rick has become the DFL darling. he's nominated for everything, and wins everything he's nominated for. plus when he giggles i think the old ladies just love him. too bad he's being dethroned...

enough! you're all bored, and at this point there are only a hand full of people who even know remotely what i'm talking about. so i'm done. don't ask me about this unless you want me to go on for hours about funding for higher education and the Domus amendment.