join my tent city?

i'm going to go buy a tent today. a big tent with multiple rooms and a big secure flap. i'm going to fashion a sign out of the empty pop boxes i have around my room that says

KEEP OUT
HISTORY MAJOR IN PROGRESS

then i'm going to go set up the tent at the couches on 2nd Minne and fucking live there for the rest of my life. i can buy those shower cloth things and just use the bathroom to freshen up everyday.

it just seems like the only option to me.

everyone can come visit me in my tent. i'll welcome friends as a nice break from all the indigenous creatures (history and sociology professors). when they get too close to my tent i will throw Mugby Junction coupons across the hall as a distraction, and while they're not looking i will de-tent and hide behind the couches before they know what hit them.

so if a stop showing up in the quad to sleep and shower, you know where i am. come and have a woodland dance party with me in my tent.