Betsy and Emily's Reasons Why Not

1. he has a girlfriend (like that was a big surprise...)
2. he chews on his finger nails
3. wears wrap-around-the-back headphones. and with his head, that isn't a good thing. besides, they're really big and ugly.
4. has chalky hands all the time. that don't feel good...
5. wears a funky purple shirt => possible silk blend. ick.
6. looks like he wants to be called "Fido" when he sits to watch a movie because he holds his pen in in his mouth like a bone.
7. only owns 3 pairs of pants.
8. only 3 pairs of shoes, as well.
9. probably looks horrible without gel in his hair: "Kraut Fro"
10. drinks way too much coffee, which can only mean two things. bladder issues later in life, and shrunken testicles (betsy saw it on the discovery channel)
11. therefore, no sex drive. (insert betsy crying here)
12. all signs point to bad singer
13. more than likely utilizes the "white man's overbite" at parties.
14. betsy thinks his coat is ugly.