please don't take this seriously

sometimes being anti-PC reduces stress...


Britt: jimmy crack corn an' i don't care

Britt: jimmy crack corn an' i don't care

Britt: jimmy crack corn an' i don't caaaaaaaaaaare

Britt: my master's gone awayyyyy

Emily: um, it's my massa

Emily: not my master

Emily: it's black thing, you probably don't get it

Britt: well i happen to be an edjucated negro

Emily: and i'm a getto bitch

Britt: i gradjamacated fum UCLA (university of compton library alley)

Emily: yah, well i went to malcom x college

Emily: which is real

Emily: on the south side of chicago

Britt: we're awful people

Britt: that's hot

Britt: that's like having a bob sagat college

Britt: motto:

Britt: CUT IT OUT

Emily: that's dave coulier, bitch.

Emily: and it's more like sam kinneson

Britt: LOL

Britt: omg

Britt: and you'd have to do the pledge of allegiance in a nasal screaming voice

Britt: i pledge allegiance to the FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

Emily: of the united states of BOOZE AND CAR CRASHEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!

Britt: how about the bobcat goldthwait college of droppin' out

Emily: ksajbuhBFVUAGBAIUBGboivbaoibIOBOIBOF

Britt: or like... kenny loggins elementary

Britt: martha stewart juvenile correctional facility

Emily: how about....... bobby brown institute of pulling things out of whitney's ass

Britt: "now the first thing you gotta do is get a grip on it."

Britt: Shit Grabbing 101

Britt: advanced Shit Grabbing 204

Emily: that's when you get the constipated coke heads

Britt: prerequesite: hand washing 107

Britt: electives: crack smoking 400

Britt: pool shooting 270

Britt: remedial english 100

Emily: ebonycs 221

Britt: man i feel so anti PC today that i'm gonna go there....

Britt: That's right

Britt: Accounting 600 at the Streisand and Weinstein College of Jewish Arts

Britt: Babushka Knitting 101

Britt: bread twisting 300

Britt: Living in New York 305

Emily: chair hoisting 212

Britt: bottle smashing

Emily: gefilte 314

Britt: chavas for dummies 202

Britt: Getting over your pork addiction: 12 step program

Emily: so you were a christian? we can fix that... 402

Britt: lol

Britt: Rubbing your Hands Together Greedily 508

Emily: being mel brooks 345

Britt: The Philosophy of Barbara 201

Emily: jon stewart as a historical figure 265

Britt: how about "Cory Feldman's School for Suburban White Kids"

Britt: Nickelodeon 101

Emily: britney spears teaches land-a-man

Emily:and then, how to deal with a lazy bum

Britt: High Tops with Capris

Britt: Lunch box choices

Britt: Conformity 212

Emily: being a skank at 11

Britt: Slaggin' off

Emily: midriffs 101

Britt: Baby raisin'

EMily: making baby fat look like boobs

Britt: Boners and what not to do with thm